Ask me five odd questions, then guess ten things about me.

Let’s play a guessing game about me. Treat it as a party trick, not a personality test. Ask me five unusual, low-stakes questions, one at a time, the kind with no right answer, such as how I load a dishwasher or what I do with a free hour. Nothing private. Then make ten specific guesses about things I didn’t tell you: habits, tastes, how I pack a suitcase, what my desk looks like. For each guess, name the answer of mine it comes from and a confidence level: high, medium or long shot. No guesses that would be true of most people, and none about my health, money or relationships. Then stop. I’ll tell you which ones you got right, and you tell me what your misses had in common.