Stop giving me pros and cons. Which one would you pick?

Here are my options: . What matters to me: . Pick one. Don’t tell me it depends, and don’t give me a balanced overview. Not like this: ‘Each option has its strengths.’ State your pick in the first sentence. Then give the three reasons that decided it, the runner-up and why it lost, and the one fact about me that would flip your answer. You’re working from limited information, so list what you assumed. The final call is mine. I want a clear position to argue with.